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Random reviewed

If you're a regular reader of pipe boards and newsgroups, the name 'Random' will hardly be new to you. For all others: The carver who refuses to disclose his real name hit the scene less than two years ago with wild theories and heated assertions about the way pipes should be made.

 
Erwin's pipe.

Initially, Random raised a few smiles - then very swiftly rubbed dozens of collectors and artisans the wrong way. He pleaded for advice, yet almost invariably barked at it. He issued aggressive scientific dismissals of existing paradigms, but showed nothing of his own to back up his hypotheses. He dived into any discussion of 'engineering' with a total lack of respect for the opinions of far more experienced colleagues.

Then he mellowed (somewhat), this coinciding with the launch of a website advertising his first pipes for purchase. The fact that he had actually made any pipes at all drew a few positive comments - but a large part of the pipe world had long decided to treat him as a freak.

A pleasant surprise

- by Erwin Van Hove -

I have a principle: when a pipe is a big disappointment, I never post a review in a newsgroup, on a message board or on a website. I want to go public solely when I have positive things to say about the work of a carver. Yet, when recently I bought a Renaissance Productions pipe, I told Random I would make an exception for him. Not because I'm biased, not because I want to hurt his business. But because Random is… well, an outspoken loudmouth. Because he himself doesn't feel any qualms about publicly criticising established pipe makers.

The piece I purchased is one of his 'OnePiece' pipes with a non-removable Ultem stem that is epoxy-glued to the shank. Moreover, on an aesthetical level, obviously it isn't a pipe that meets the canons of classic beauty: while to certain eyes it might have some rustic appeal, it definitely looks quite cheap.

When the parcel arrived, the first thing that struck me, was that the pipe looks much better 'in person' than on Random's website. The colours are much deeper than on the pics, and there is an undeniable harmony between the shiny, light brown all birds-eye rim, the carved bowl with a lot of contrast and the amber colour stem. Of course, this is definitely not a crowd pleaser, but I for one like it a lot. Especially the look and the feel of the carving. The effect of this deep carving is both dramatic and 'gothic'. It's quite fascinating.

The weight of the pipe is acceptable and it is a pleasure to hold in the hand. The proportions are good. The transition between stem and shank feels very smooth and there is no visible trace at all of the epoxy glue. The air hole is dead centre, and the bore does not taper. A pipe cleaner passes with ease. The tobacco chamber is well designed and is as smooth as a baby's bottom. It doesn't present any flaws. One negative point is that the inside of the airway in the stem could have been better polished.

When I put the pipe in my mouth, I can feel a well-shaped, pleasant button, but the bit feels a bit too thick for my taste. Having said this, it isn't really thicker than most Italian lucite bits. The Ultem feels harder than ebonite, but softer than lucite. As a matter of fact, it feels better than lucite. It is easy to clench and is definitely not a jaw breaker. There is no whistle - the draw feels open and natural. Time to light up.

First smoke is a latakia blend. A pleasant surprise: the first puffs are definitely very mellow. The pipe performs excellently - the open and straight airway delivers a full taste, the smoke is cool and dry. At mid bowl, I insert a pipe cleaner to check for humidity, but it comes out almost dry. The tobacco burns down easily to the heel. I've smoked it six days in a row and the pipe has chosen what it wants to be: a latakia pipe. When I smoked a pure VA flake in it, it lost its mellow, sweet taste and produced some bitterness.

Now that I'm used to the bit that is thicker than most of my stems, I really enjoy smoking this pipe. I like its looks, I like the way it feels, and I like the effortless, open draw that allows the tobacco to smoulder easily (without forcing me to puff like a madman) and that delivers a full taste. After six days of smoking, I notice there aren't any tooth marks at all on the Ultem bit, though I'm a clencher. So I guess I won't have bite-through problems on this glued stem. I'm sure that if I clean the airway regularly with alcohol in order to avoid constrictions, the non-removable stem won't be an issue.

At first the pipe was priced over $300. I wouldn't pay that much for this kind of pipe. I paid $120 for it, shipping included. I don't regret my purchase and I have no intention whatsoever of selling it again. If Random would work some more on his bits, and if he would consider making pipes that would appeal to a broader audience, I'm sure he could have a future as a pipe maker. There is one condition: he urgently needs to come up with a credible price policy.

In consequence, a few pieces were bought, but the big collecting names ignored him entirely. Greg Pease was a rare exception, giving one of Random's earlier pipes a fairly friendly review. For anyone else, this might have provided some impetus. But Random seemed too far gone for such spells to work. Besides, he was still seemingly unable to refrain from the occasional burst of conceit in public forums.

It took many months for Random to realise that the pipe world might just be satisfied with the way things were being done by others, that his innovations were not about to out-shout the discovery of briar or to condemn Denmark to economic depression. Enlightenment almost came too late, however. By the time he had developed a sincerely humbler tone, Random had a major problem: no listeners.


Erwin Van Hove

Luckily for this carver, Belgian collector Erwin Van Hove is a very inquisitive man when it comes to pipes. Unperturbed by Random's former self-hype and more recent frustrated resignation, Erwin decided that the time had come to find out what it was all about. His curiosity grew to the extent that he was prepared to spend a few bucks - and Random finally sold a pipe to a collector with something of a reputation. Pfeifenbox asked Erwin to write about the experience…

http://www.ren-prod-inc.com

 

(March 6, 2004)

     

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